The District – Boracay, Philippines Review

Perfect location on the beachfront, right in the middle of Station 2.

It feels a little weird writing a review for a hotel and an area that isn’t going to see any tourists for 5 months, but The District is a pleasurable little hotel in a very good location that allows you to see the best (and worst) of Boracay beach.

Flying into Boracay usually means landing at Caticlan or Kalibo. The latter will take you a good 1hr or so by car to get to the ferry port with the former only being about 5 minutes. If you booked directly with The District, then they will have provided someone to meet you at the airport and transfer you to the private boat which will take you across to Boracay island. The boat ride is a pleasant 5 minutes and once you land on Boracay, it is a 10-minute car ride to the hotel.

The hotel is located in Station 2, about right in the middle actually, which means you can turn left out of the hotel at night to head towards the livelier bars, or right in the day time towards Station 1 for a more serene experience. The hotel also has its own set of beach beds, but they are only allowed 1 row so it’s limited to about 10 beds in total for the entire hotel.

Check-in to the hotel was a little less swift than I had hoped, with lots of instructions about things you can and can’t do, papers to sign, information to be given, and such, but not out of the norm for Filipino resort hotels. The rooms were a fairly decent size with a nice balcony that looked over the thin but lengthy pool. The bathroom area of the rooms was a little cramped, with almost no privacy, but the shower was nice and powerful, and everything was clean.

The restaurant area where you had the buffet breakfast was nice enough, a little small but the food on offer was your standard Western affair with a little bit of Asian. Above the restaurant is a nice rooftop bar, but it was very sterile with a single member of staff taking your order and then having to run up and down the stairs to fulfill it. One night, we had ordered drinks before going out to eat yet ended up leaving 20 minutes later before they arrived due to the slow service and issues of only having one staff member and many flights of stairs.

Check-out was painless with the exact same process of getting to the local airport as coming from it.

All in all, a nice little hotel, with decent enough rooms, but nothing that is jaw-dropping. Fine for a few nights of partying in Boracay.

Conrad Manila – Pasay, Philippines Review

Large spacious rooms, decent hotel location.

Good location close to the airport and a huge mall, the rooms are nice and spacious, the hotel reception is a little baron and sterile though.

If you are coming to the Conrad from NAIA, then you can expect the travel time to only take about 10 minutes with no traffic and about 25 minutes with, thanks to the recently opened NAIA Expressway. Right next to the hotel is a huge mall called The Mall of Asia. Here you can find lots of Filipino and Western-style restaurants inside the Mall, and a huge entertainment complex just outside. A selection of the more common Filipino style resto-bars can be found in the bay area opposite the hotel, which is a nice walk in the evening with many bars often hosting live bands whilst watching the sunset. You can also take a quick 5-minute cab ride at night to one of the numerous hotels and casinos further down the bay area.

Check-in to the hotel is fairly painless. There is a large albeit empty “welcoming area” whereby you need to take an elevator up one floor to get to the actual reception area. There are a good 5 or 6 desks and the actual check-in process was quick and professional as you would expect from a Hilton branded hotel.

The hotel is huge. By total room square footage, it must be one of the largest hotels I have stayed in. Taking the elevator up to the room then meant a good 3-4 minute walk past hundreds of rooms to get to my own. Honestly, if you are meeting friends in the bar downstairs, give yourself 5 minutes walking time to get from your room. Just before I checked out, I think I worked out that I could have saved a minute or so by taking a different elevator and cutting back across the hotel reception floor, but the initial point stands.

I stayed in a king one-bedroom suite as I was attending a conference and got it at a preferable rate. The room itself was very nicely laid out, divided into a living area, bedroom area, huge walk-in wardrobe, and a very large bathroom with a deep bathtub. Seriously, you put your phone down somewhere, and then you spend the next 10 minutes walking around trying to find it again. There were some nice welcome chocolates and fruits in the living room when I arrived, which were soon taken care of.

As mentioned, the bathroom has a very deep tub, two sinks, a TV, and a very powerful shower which is excellent for waking you up in the morning.

The conference was hosted well by the hotel, very professional, decent food, and the drinks in the bar area where you could sit outside were also quite relaxing after a hard day.

The only downside to the hotel is that it is very sparse without seemingly much to do. I don’t think you’d find yourself staying inside the actual hotel very often besides a quick drink at the bar and sleeping in your room — that obviously doesn’t matter much if you are happy to go to the nearby restaurants at the Mall. I’d say more of a hotel for business travelers like myself.

Ovolo Central – Hong Kong, China Review

Ovolo Central

Second stay, still a great little hotel.

I wrote a large review of Ovolo Central back in 2017, so this one is just to say that the hotel is still in a great location, the rooms are still nice and spacious, and the staff is still really helpful.

The only issue I had was that the doors to the rooms need a hinge to slow them as they close. The people in the room next to me would be in and out of their room multiple times early in the morning, and all I could hear was the door slamming over and over again and due to the way the doors are situated next to each other. The sound really does travel right through into your room and wake you up.

Other than that, everything was great again.

DoubleTree by Hilton Lincoln – Lincoln, England Review

DoubleTree by Hilton Lincoln

Nice location on the Brayford quay, good size rooms.

This is the fourth time I have stayed at the DoubleTree. So as you read, consider this review an amalgamation of them all.

The DoubleTree is in a great location on the Brayford waterfront and just a 10-minute walk to the shopping town centre. A further 15 minutes or so walk up Steep Hill (it is called that for a reason, don’t make any mistake of that!) will find you in the Historic area of Lincoln and effectively in the grounds of the Cathedral and the Castle.

If you are coming into Lincoln by train, then the DoubleTree is about a 10-minute walk from the newly renovated train station. If you are coming by car, then there is usually ample parking on the Hotel grounds after you drive through the Brayford walking area to check-in.

Check-in is generally pretty quick, but the desks are manned by only two or three attendants. In busy periods, this can mean you are waiting, and if you have heavy luggage, then there is no help at all in getting it up to your room. If you have checked into a Hilton hotel before, you will know of the warm cookie waiting for you at arrival which is a welcome touch.

The hotel has recently been renovated with them adding an extra wing full of rooms. The old rooms were mostly fine, but the old bathrooms could be annoying for two reasons.

  1. The shower was generally pathetic, and
  2. There was so little ventilation in the bathroom that it would soon fill with steam.

On two occasions, I have mistakenly set off the fire alarm in the room with steam from the showers. Thankfully, the new rooms have much better bathrooms (although the shower still needs more power) and I feel that the fixtures in the room make better use of the room space. Unless you are at the front of the building, none of the rooms have a particularly great view, with most of them just facing out into the car park. It is also worth noting that the curtains do not fit flush to the wall, so if you are facing the sunrise, then expect to be woken up quite early.

As mentioned above, the location of the hotel is great. The Brayford is a quayside that houses a large selection of restaurants and bars ranging from the always-packed Nandos to the floating Wagamamas. Right next to the DoubleTree is a Holiday Inn, which has a sports bar showing all Premier League games and is open until about 11 pm. Down past the row of restaurants and bars is the Cinema, if you wish to catch a flick. Walking into town to the main Lincoln shopping area is a breeze, and as I also mentioned, getting up to the lovely historic part of Lincoln from the hotel will take you about 25/30 minutes all in all.

The hotel has a Marco Pierre White restaurant and a pretty nice bar which is open until around 1 am. I have not eaten in the restaurant, but the room service from there has always been good enough. The bar gets pretty busy on Friday and Saturday nights and service can be awfully slow with people ordering cocktails. It is, however, a great bar for a nightcap looking out over the Brayford and university grounds.

Check-out is generally pretty quick, so no concerns there.

If you want a modern hotel that is in a nice area with bars and restaurants, then the DoubleTree is for you. It is a little bit of a walk if you are staying in Lincoln purely for the historical side of the city, but for me, the DoubleTree is always my first choice when I am returning to the city.

Marco Polo Ortigas Manila – Pasig, Philippines Review

Marco Polo Ortigas Manila

Amazing rooms, terrible lobby design causing endless queues to check out.

I only stayed in the Marco Polo for one night, so I admit that this review might not cover every experience had I stayed for longer.

Getting to the Marco Polo from the airport is relatively painless depending on what time you land in Manila. If you land at 3 am on a Tuesday morning, then it is probably going to take you about 30 minutes door to door. If you land at 7 pm on Friday evening, then you can expect that same journey to take about 1 hour and 45 minutes.

The actual location of the hotel isn’t what you would call “prime Manila,” but if you want to experience some local drinking, you can head across the road to Metro Walk, which has a ton of local style bars and restaurants with live bands and endless San Miguel Light.

The first thing you’ll notice when you get to the Marco Polo is that there is a single desk on the bottom floor with a café to the left and lobby style seating. You have to go around to the elevators and head up to the 30th (I think) floor to get to the actual lobby. Even checking in at 4 am meant waiting for the elevator to make its journey up and down the building.

The main check-in lobby is quite grand and open. I approached the check-in desk with my ID and credit card in hand ready to get up to my room. There were two gentlemen at the check-in desk and between them, it took them well over 10 minutes to process my pre-booking. After these 10 minutes, I was asked to sit down whilst someone checked the room. This then took a further 10 minutes. So, at 4 am with absolutely no one else in the hotel lobby, it took me about 20 minutes to check into a pre-booked room.

When I actually got up to the room, though, I was blown away. These rooms are by far the most spacious in any Manila hotel room. The bathroom features a full-size bathtub and a large shower area. The shower was incredibly powerful and the perfect temperature. The layout of the room was excellent. With all the space, you could literally do anything you pleased. The curtains had the dreaded gap in the middle, which meant that light came shining through at 6 am. But the view across the metro was pretty nice from 40+ floors up.

I was actually attending a conference in the same hotel. So around 12 noon, I ventured down to the lobby to get to my speaking session, and I was blown away again, only this time for very different, bad reasons.

The elevators from the rooms down to the 30th-floor lobby are pretty quick, but because there are only 2 (maybe 3, but it matters not) dedicated elevators going from the bottom floor and conference levels into the main lobby, then you are stuck waiting for everyone to check out and get into them. This is no hyperbole when I say there must have been about 35-45 people queuing from the check-out desk to get an elevator to the ground floor. I asked if I could use the stairs to get to the 9th-floor conference room, but was told I had to wait for the elevator. It really was the single most frustrating hotel experience I have had and took about 20 minutes of just standing there to get an elevator out of the lobby.

The conference was well organised. The room provided by the hotel sat nearly 300 people and the food was great. So if you are planning to use the facilities for a conference, then I do recommend that part.

After the conference, we went up to the Vu bar at the top of the building. Just like the rooms, this bar has an incredible view of the city skyline. There is seating indoors and on either side are the two outside bars, which is really where you want to be if you are heading up.

Since I had a late check-out, I was able to get the elevator down after only waiting about 5 or so minutes. I thought to myself as I was heading to the ground floor that the rooms and the Vu bar are really quite exquisite, but the awfully slow check-in and ridiculous lines for the elevators left a very sour taste in my mouth.